Well, there’s no better place to dance inappropriately than the middle of the woods! At least, that’s what my old Pagan ancestors used to say… I think. Might have been ‘there’s no better place to dance naked than the middle of the woods,’ but I know it was something along those lines!
I did some dancing (fully clothed) in the middle of the Rachel Carson Trails, for Inappropriate Dance Location #4.
Here I was just showing off. Sometimes, I like to prove to myself that I can still look relatively agile even with the back/knee/hip issues that I have ๐
And that’s when it got truly inappropriate. No one wants to see you dance like this in the middle of the woods. That’s why there was always wine at those Pagan gatherings. Or so I’ve heard. ๐